# Out there There's a world outside of Yonkers #
# Way out there beyond this hick town, Barnaby #
# There's a slick town, Barnaby #
# Out there Full of shine and full of sparkle #
# Close your eyes and see it glisten, Barnaby #
# Listen, Barnaby #
# Put on your Sunday clothes There's lots of world out there #
# Get out the brilliantine and dime cigars #
# We're gonna find adventure in the evening air #
# Girls in white in a perfumed night #
# Where the lights are bright as the stars #
# Put on your Sunday clothes We're gonna ride through town #
# In one of those new horsedrawn open cars #
# We'll see the shows at Delmonico's #
# And we'll close the town in a whirl #
# And we won't come home until we've kissed a girl #
#... ride through town #
# In one of those new horsedrawn open cars #
# We'll see the shows at Delmonico's... #
# And we won't come home until we've kissed a girl #
Oh!
Huh.
# Buy N Large is your superstore #
# We got all you need and so much more #
Too much garbage in your face?
There's plenty of space out in space!
BNL star liners leaving each day.
We'll clean up the mess while you're away!
The jewel of the BNL fleet, the Axiom.
Spend your five-year cruise in style,
waited on 24 hours a day by our fully automated crew,
while your captain and autopilot
chart a course for nonstop entertainment, fine dining,
and with our all-access hoverchairs, even Grandma can join the fun.
There's no need to walk.
The Axiom. Putting the star in executive star liner.
Because at BNL, space is the final fun-tier!
# No Monday in your Sunday #
# No Monday in your Sunday clothes #
# Put on your Sunday clothes when you feel down and out #
# Strut down the street and have your picture took #
# Dressed like a dream Your spirits seem to turn about #
# That Sunday shine is a certain sign #
Oh-ho!
# That you feel as fine as you look #
# And we'll recall #
Wow!
# When time runs out #
Ahh.
Whoa.
# That it only #
# took a moment #
# to be loved #
# a whole life #
# long #
# And that is all #
# that love's about #
Uh-oh.
Oh...
#... a moment #
# to be loved #
# a whole life #
# long #
Aw!
Whoa!
Whoa.
Ooh!
Huh?
Whoa!
Ha!
Aha!
Uh...
Whoa!
Ooh!
Who are you?
# Hold me close and hold me fast #
# The magic spell you cast #
# This is la vie en rose #
# When you kiss me heaven sighs #
# And though I close my eyes #
# I see la vie en rose #
Whoa!
# When you press me to your heart #
# I'm in a world apart #
# A world where roses bloom #
# And when you speak Angels sing from above #
# Everyday words seem to turn into love songs #
Hmm.
Uh-oh.
Huh?
Directive?
Oh!
Directive?
Ta-da!
Ooh!
- Directive? - Directive?
Classified.
Oh.
Name?
WALL-E.
EVE.
E... Ah!
"EVE. EVE."
EVE.
"EVE."
EVE...
EVE! EVE! EVE!
WALL-E! WALL-E!
Oh.
EVE.
Ooh!
# Here is a little song I wrote #
#... note for note Don't worry #
# Be happy #
Here.
Look.
Pop.
You pop.
Ooh!
Oops.
# Monday in your Sunday #
Ooh!
# No Monday in your Sunday clothes #
# Put on your Sunday clothes when you feel down and out #
# Strut down the street and have your picture took #
# Dressed like a dream Your spirits seem to turn about #
# That Sunday shine is a certain sign #
# That you feel as fine as you look #
#... new down to your toes #
# Get out your feathers Your patent leathers #
# Your beads and buckles and bows #
WALL-E?
Whoa! Uh-oh!
Whoa!
Uh...
Ha!
Ooh!
Oh!
# And that is all #
# that love's about #
# And we'll recall #
# When time runs out #
# That it only #
Ooh!
# took a moment #
# to be loved #
EVE!
# a whole life #
# long #
Hmm?
Ooh!
Whoa.
EVE.
EVE?
EVE!
Whoa!
Ah!
Uh-oh.
EVE!
No!
Whoa!
EVE.
Whoa!
Oh! Uh-oh.
Oh!
EVE.
Whoa!
EVE.
Oh!
Foreign contaminant.
Oh!
Uh-oh.
Foreign contaminant. - Whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Huh?
EVE!
Huh?
Foreign contaminant.
EVE.
EVE!
I've been in my cabin all morning,
so let's hover over to the driving range and hit a few virtual balls into space.
No, we did that yesterday. I don't want to do that.
- Well, then what do you want to do? - I don't know. Something.
Whoa!
Look, I'm tired of having the same argument over and over.
Bot, over here.
Whoa!
I'm in a tunnel. I can't hear you. - There you are.
Buy N Large.
Everything you need to be happy.
Your day is very important to us.
Hey, drink-bot.
Here, take the cup. Hey, take the cup!
- Whoa! - Uh-oh.
Please remain stationary.
A service-bot will be here to assist you momentarily.
Stewards! Hello!
- Please remain stationary. - Help.
A service-bot will be here to assist you momentarily.
What's that? What's going on?
WALL-E.
Uh...
- John. - EVE?
Uh, no. John.
EVE!
Bye, WALL-E.
"A" is for Axiom, your home sweet home.
"B" is for Buy N Large, your very best friend.
Mmm!
Time for lunch in a cup.
Feel beautiful.
- It's the new you. Stunning. - You look great.
- I know, honey. Men. - Men.
Attention, Axiom shoppers. Try blue.
It's the new red.
Ooh!
Love blue.
Date?
Don't get me started on the date.
Every holo-date I have been on has been a virtual disaster.
If I could just meet one, one who wasn't so superficial.
There are no good men out there.
I know. I know because I've...
What the...
Whoa!
Huh?
Yoo-hoo. WALL-E.
Uh...
- Mary. - EVE.
Huh? Oh!
Oh! Oh. Um, sure. You go ahead.
EVE.
Shade!
I didn't know we had a pool!
Captain, you are needed on the bridge.
All hands on deck!
Morning.
Just a trim?
#... find adventure in the evening air #
Uh-huh.
I see. I know, honey. I know.
I'm good, I am good. You look gorgeous.
Oh!
#... horsedrawn open cars #
- Sir? - Coffee.
Sir, the annual...
Protocol, Auto. First things first.
Computer, status report.
- Mechanical systems. - Unchanged.
- Reactor core temperature. - Unchanged.
- Passenger count. - Unchanged.
- Regenerative food buffet. - Unchanged.
- Jacuzzi pH balance. - Unchanged.
- Atmospheric conditions. - Unchanged.
- Captain. - Laundry service volume.
- Unchanged. - Okay, Auto.
- Sir, the annual reconnaissance... - 12:30!
Auto, why didn't you wake me for morning announcements?
Honestly, it's the one thing I get to do on this ship.
Well, good morning, everybody,
and welcome to day 255,642 aboard the Axiom.
As always, the weather is a balmy 72 degrees and sunny and...
Oh, I see the ship's log is showing that today is our 700th anniversary
of our five-year cruise.
Well, I'm sure our forefathers would be proud to know that 700 years later
we'd be doing the exact same thing they were doing.
Fore!
So, be sure next mealtime to ask for your "free
" septuacentennial cupcake in a cup."
Wow, look at that!
Also today we have a...
Hey, Auto, what's that flashing button?
Captain, Probe One has returned positive.
Positive?
EVE.
But no probe's
ever come back positive before.
# Buy N Large #
Greetings and congratulations, Captain.
If you are seeing this,
that means your Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator,
or EVE probe, has returned from Earth
with a confirmed specimen of ongoing photosynthesis.
That's right. It means it's time to go back home.
Home? We're going back?
Now that Earth has been restored to a life-sustaining status,
by golly, we can begin Operation Recolonize.
Simply follow this manual's instructions
to place the plant in your ship's holo-detector
and the Axiom will immediately navigate your return to Earth.
- It's that easy. - Huh!
Now, due to the effects of microgravity,
you and your passengers may have suffered some
slight bone loss.
But I'm sure a few laps around the ship's jogging track
will get you back in shape in no time.
We have a jogging track?
If you have any further questions,
just consult your operation manual.
See you back home real soon.
"Operate Manuel."
Uh...
Manuel, relay instructions.
Manuel?
Wow. Will you look at that?
Let's see.
Huh?
EVE.
WALL-E!
EVE.
Well, let's open her up.
"Step one. Voice command, 'Confirm acquisition.'"
Confirm acquisition. - Ooh!
Voice authorization required.
- Uh... - Uh...
Accepted.